GrotonMarket

GrotonMarket™

Various prediction markets, such as Kalshi or Polymarket, have taken the world by storm. These platforms allow users to buy and sell “contracts” based on the outcome of future events from the comfort of their own homes. The growing popularity of these sites inspired the Humor Editors to create GrotonMarket™, where students can bet on school-related topics. That way, we can make an unbelievable amount of money while students can blame their losses on “skill issues.” Gambling just got personal.

SAMPLE TRADES + ODDS

Will boys varsity football win multiple games this season Yes (54%) Will Mr. Maq take more than 30 phones this term? No (68%) Which Schoolhouse printer will break down first? Library (81%) How many clubs at the club fair will actually meet? 5-7 (35%) How many people will lose their headphones/books/bracelet, proceed to send an email about it, and then realize it was in their backpack the whole time? 5 (33%) Will the school Instagram reach 10,000 followers by the end of the year? Yes (67%) Will someone pull the fire alarm at 3:00 a.m.? No (52%) Most skipped chapel? November 17/19/20 (81%) Will we win St. Mark’s Day? Yes (100%)

Predict Here: https://tinyurl.com/GrotonMarket1